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Friday, 9 November 2007

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New York, New York (IP) - Hillary Clinton will show the world her Avre Dupois if elected. No candidate has ever done this before and it has raised a lot of controversy.

Other candidates have been spoken of as having gravitas or charisma but never has Avre Dupois come into play in the election arena.

Bill Clinton would not comment when asked about his wife's plans and he is rarely at a loss for words.

The news networks have been reporting this issue all day long at 15 minute intervals and it has taken attention away from other stories like the declining stock market and the fact that oil has flirted with the $100 a barrel mark. It is also the talk of all of Europe and China.

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