TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a situation to be laughing about).
Ben Smith returned home early from work Friday to discover his wife, Betty, being 'hand-tossed' by a sliver-tongued delivery boy from Domino's pizza.
Betty Smith, 34, was reportedly enticed into the affair when Joseph Barnes, the delivery boy, inquired as to whether Mrs. Smith, "would like an extra sausage with her pizza."
It is rumored that Betty replied by saying, "only if I get extra sauce."
Florida prosecutors are contemplating whether to charge Betty Smith under the 'My Wife is a Cuckolding Ho' Act. The act, passed in 1837, strictly forbids cuckolding with a delivery boy of any type, especially the pizza variety.
If charged, Smith could face being tarred-and-feathered, or have a scarlet letter placed on her bodice, with the latter not really sounding like much of a punishment for a cheating skank.