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Wednesday, 7 November 2007

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Let's go for the oil!

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - As Washington rolled out the red carpet for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Zionists everywhere laughed their asses off at the meeting of their two puppets Bush and Sarko.

"This is really too much, to see those two dorks together just as we ordered," chortled an AIPAC spokesmen. "We say 'frog' and those two jump. It is unbelievable."

Sarkozy was recently outed as one of Israel's top Mossad agents, having been recruited in 1983 to infiltrate France's government and to control it for Israeli interests.

"I am zo happee to be here with my brother quisling George Bush," said Sarkozy warmly at a black-tie dinner in the White House. "We will serve Israel faithfully and kill innocent Moslems together to grab their oil."

Sarkozy spoke to both houses of Congress on Wednesday, saying "Our collective bank accounts are so much richer thanks to all the payoffs we have received from you-know-who."

"Through this cooperation, we can make the world a better place for oilmen and Israel," Bush added.

In a moment of lucidity, Sarko said, "Nuclear weapons in the hands of the current nutso leaders of our two countries are unacceptable," adding that civilian nuclear energy is a right for Iran, which is not after nuclear bombs.

"The real menace to the world are those crazy Israelis with their hundreds of nukes and their desire to bomb the hell out of everyone nearby and steal Palestinian land."

But then he said, "Let's bomb Iran anyway just like we have been ordered."

Sarkozy called for a stronger dollar, but observed that, "The dying US economy and empire just cannot support a strong currency. It is going down la toilette thanks to its trillions in debt."

Another Zionist poodle German Chancellor Angela Merkel will meet Bush at his private ranch in Texas over the weekend.

"Whatta scream," added the AIPAC head. "Manipulating these goyim is as easy as how Mossad staged 911 with those crazy Saudis!"

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