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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

image for Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show; Millions left asking: "Just How White is He?"
Obama does the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with DeGeneres on The Ellen Show

Burbank, California - Not quite, the cool image of Blow Monkey Bill Clinton as Presidential candidate playing his saxophone while wearing shades on the then hot "Arsenio Hall Show". Instead, Obama's political campaign managers have gone into damage control overdrive after his disastrous appearance on The Ellen Show clearly shows him biting his lower lip, or what is more commonly referred to on the streets as the "White Man's Overbite, while dancing. Leaving millions asking, "Just how White is he?"

"It was the most embarrassing sight I had ever seen in my political career," admitted Obama's campaign manager who scheduled Obama's appearance on the trendy talk show. "She did the 'Cabbage Patch' while he just stood there, "River Dancing" his little heart out."

Meanwhile, former President Bill Clinton has accused Obama of copying him.

"It is obvious he was doing an impression of me," said Former President Bill Clinton. "That's what I always do. I bite my lower lip like in my 'I Feel Your Pain' speech everybody knows that. Look, I'll do it for you right here. No that wasn't it. Wait. I'll get it. Hold on. Just give me a minute."

With that, former President Clinton went on actually for several more minutes of attempting to bite his lower lip, before a shocked media pool of reporters which finally broke for lunch. At last report, he was still unable to bite his lower lip.

Nonetheless, Clinton staff lawyers have sent a strong letter to the Obama campaign demanding that he stop imitating the former President immediately or he will face a civil action for trademark infringement.

The Obama camp denies the allegation that he was copying Clinton or doing the "White Man Overbite" while dancing with Ellen on her show but did not deny the accuracy of the tape.

"We can't explain the images on the tape or deny that it appears as if Obama is biting his lower lip, only at no time did Obama copy Clinton or especially doing the 'White Man's Overbite," said a spokesman for the Obama campaign.

According to some political analysts, Obama may break even with the voters, picking up as many votes as he is expected to lose due to the incident.

In other words, the winners are those that want to vote for a Black candidate but were afraid to because they secretly fear Black people. Now they can vote for Obama because they now see as just another White guy who cannot dance.

The real losers are those that were voting for Obama to ease their White liberal guilt. For now, they have to ease their conscious by turning to Hillary Clinton for that.

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