Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Imperial Klan Wizard and Georgia governor Sonny Shitler has made good on a promise to steal water from North Carolina. The governor has hired an oil company with sideways drilling technology to drill a horizontal well northward into North Carolina.
The well will drain North Carolina's water and empty it into Lake Lanier which supplies the undisciplined masses in Atlanta with water to waste.
Meanwhile, back in Atlanta, the fire department opened up fire hydrants so ghetto kids can play with the water and a giant water balloon fight and other water wasting activities are planned for a week of water related festivities.
When Sonny was asked what will the North Carolinians do for their water supply he replied by saying that they can drink beer.