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Thursday, 1 November 2007

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Three dead men were arrested early Wednesday evening for walking around and pretending to be alive. The threesome was arrested shortly after they crashed a Halloween party when one of the invited guests noticed that they had no costumes.

One of the witnesses claimed that the men walked in an immediately started drinking.

The witness, a Gamorrean Guard, said that at first he did not think anything was wrong with the picture. However, his sensitive nose was soon overwhelmed with the smell of formaldehyde, a chemical used to preserve dead bodies. "I'm glad I work at the morgue," he said, "otherwise who knows what they would have done?"

The Gamorrean Guard in full Star Wars costume smiled proudly taking pictures with the dead, while flashing the devil horns above the undead. He refused to give his real name.

The 3 walking corpses met each other at the cemetery for the first time, having separately some up with an idea to pull a Halloween prank. "If the living can wear mummy and zombie costumes," said one "why can't the dead pretend to be alive?"

The police showed up an hour after receiving the first call, thinking it was a big joke. The three had by then had their fill of alcohol, and were quietly led back to their graves in handcuffs.

It is curious to note that none of the living guests present thought anything strange about a man with half his face sawn off.

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