President Bush announced in a special Rose Garden ceremony that Britney Spears was chosen and has accepted the position recently vacated by Karl Rove of Chief Political Advisor to his Administration.
He said that this choice was made to take advantage of her tremendous interpersonal skills and the ability to communicate with others. She will be in charge personnel, Congressional and media relations, and policy advice especially to the Pentagon concerning the war in Iraq.
A close Presidential source who wishes remain nameless said that the choice was made very quickly and is intended to boost the Presidents poll ratings and also to distract attention from other matters plaguing the White House. The source said that among others who were considered for the position were Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan but they were rejected as they are not in the news much anymore.
Britney Spears was contacted outside a courthouse in Los Angles concerning the new appointment and she said, "What's up bitch," and "Huh, that's right." She was unable to provide any further information as she had to attend a court hearing regarding her children.
A source close to Ms Spears said that this will fix that fuc_ing judge and get my kids back or he will never be considered for a Federal appointment to any court. Also, that dumbass Kevin had better watch out or the Secret Service will break his legs.