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Thursday, 1 November 2007

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(Las Vegas) - World famous magician and accused rapist, David Copperfield, has performed the most astonishing magic trick of his career; he made himself disappear.

Copperfield disappeared on stage during his midnight show in Las Vegas last night and has not been seen since. Forensic magicians and the cast of CSI (Las Vegas) suspect that Copperfield de-materialized in Las Vegas and re-materialized at his home in the Bahamas, outside the jurisdiction of the United States.

Copperfield, a world famous magician and Las Vegas headliner, allegedly for years has been picking attractive young women from his audience, inviting them backstage after the show, and hitting on them. This naughty little trick requires no magic, just fame and fortune.

For decades, Copperfield has also used his magic skills to help Washington politicians make problems and people disappear, such as budget deficits, Monica Wolinsky and Osama Bin Laden.

During his illustrious career, David Copperfield has made many things, such as elephants and jet planes, disappear before our very eyes. And now, with his career and his freedom in possible jeopardy, he has performed the ultimate disappearing magic trick; he made himself disappear.

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