WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush has received an extensive series of electroshock treatments combined with anti-psychotic medications after his lunatic comments about starting World War III over Iran.
The treatments were commissioned by a concerned Republican Party and were administered by renowned psychiatrist Dr. Felix Minderbinder of the Mayo Clinic and the FDA (no relation to the author of this article).
"I had to zap the poor bastard many times and inject him with anti-psycho crap until he became coherent," said Dr. Minderbinder. "Cheney required even more of the stuff."
"We have also turned the White House into a large padded cell, to prevent them from harming themselves when they swing from the chandeliers and bounce around on their pogo sticks," the doctor added.
Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich had questioned President Bush's mental health in light of comments he made about starting World War III over Iran, sparking the Republicans to do something about their deranged president.
"I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health," said Kucinich, an Ohio Congressman. "There's something wrong with that nutcase."
The Republican Party have also arranged for Dick Cheney to receive the treatment, and there are hopes that both chief executives will eventually be fully cured of their psychoses.
The black suitcase nuclear arming device was removed from the White House when Bush and Cheney were seen playing with it by randomly poking the keyboard while gibbering and frothing at their mouths.
Bush had said to shocked reporters, "I've told people that if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing Iran from having nuclear atoms and rayguns and light sabers like we have. OMG, bogey at three o'clock! Ratatattattattattattat!"
"You cannot be a president of the United States who's wanton in his expression of violence," Kucinich observed. "There's a lot of people who need care. He might be one of them. This, to me, is a very serious question."
"But the leader of Iran never said he wanted to destroy Israel," Bush later said in a rational moment. "The lunatic Zionists like Lieberman and those crazy pervs at AIPAC are lying through their teeth about Iran, which has no desire for nuclear bombs like the USA and Israel have in abundance."
Kucinich said that Bush and his fruitcake Zionist backers should not be trying "to deceive Americans into yet another war to grab oil-this time with Iran."
"After the lies and deception used to lead us to war in Iraq, the belligerent Bush Administration cannot be given leeway with statements that suggest a preemptive attack on Iran is necessary," Kucinich stated.
"They are systematically destroying every available route to restoring peace and security in the Middle East. Congress must take back its exclusive authority to declare war from the Bush Administration."
Kucinich also thinks like most Americans and the rest of the world that Bush and Vice President Cheney should be impeached and charged with war crimes.
After the treatment by Dr. Minderbinder, Bush and Cheney were seen running around the White House in the nude having painted themselves blue demanding that their pogo sticks and nuclear arming device be returned.
--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire