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Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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The murderous culprit

ST PETERSBURG, FL.- A Florida man was found dead Monday morning with his arm infected and rotting from a staff infection. Forensics report that this is a game of solitaire gone horribly wrong.

The autopsy that was conducted Tuesday morning shows that the source of the infection was a paper cut caused by the ace of spades in a deck of playing cards. Investigators questioned the manufacturers of the playing cards, but found no information as to how the deck of cards became infected.

Officer Stanley Lewis was the first on the scene,"When I walked in, the smell was unbearable." says Lewis,"I remember thinking to myself 'why are there playing cards scattered everywhere, did he fall while playing 52 pick-up?'"

Hopefully, if we learn anything from this tragedy it is that we should take the ace of spades more seriously as a symbol of death.

This case is currently under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for suspicion of a terrorist biological attack.

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