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Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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(ISWIRE News) - In a special interview with ISWIRE News, Professor Barnhard has informed us that there was a secret meeting yesterday between Mrs Helen Benson and Ron Paul concerning an important message she had just received from her friend Klaatu.

Klaatu has explained that all the people from the "United Federation Of Planets" are in full support of his candidacy for President of the United States. He also wished that Ron Paul was the President when he last visited Earth as there would not have been so much trouble delivering his message to the world.

Professor Barnhard also reported that Klaatu had offered to assist Ron Paul with a special effort. Ron Paul politely refused saying, "It would be better if you did not stop all the electricity on Earth as that might cause problems in the Bush Administration."

In his final message Klaatu stated that if there is any interference in the election or inaccurate reports in the media that Gort has been instructed to visit the Earth again and take revenge on behalf of Ron Paul. If this were to happen the only possible way to prevent complete and total destruction of the planet is for Ron Paul to say, "Gort, Paul barada nikto!"

Special Report by Nowido for
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