Written by susan allen-rosario
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Topics: Sex, Vegetarianism

Sunday, 28 October 2007

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"Carrots has turned my husband into the Energizer Bunny."

Washington, D.C. - You may never look at a turnip the same way again, and according to the latest studies, carrots are not only good for your eyes, they can make you a virtual love machine. "The only real side effect of doubling up ones carrot intake, is an orange cast to the skin," researchers reported.

After this study was released, grocery store management say vegetables and vegetable products have been flying off the shelves. Many stores are now advertising what they call "sexy vegetables". One recent convert to the "sexy" vegetable craze says carrot consumption has turned her husband into the "Energizer Bunny".

Meat and dairy have some "stiff" competition in the produce department, and with "mounting" support from organizations like PETA, it's likely to be "long lasting".

Actress Pamela Sue Anderson, active member of PETA, states meat eaters would be surprised how "fired-up" their lovemaking could be, if they would give up the meat.

"Give up the meat, and feel the heat," she says.

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