San Diego, California - Six illegal aliens were arrested at Qualcomm Stadium today for the theft of emergency supplies intended for the refuges of the California wildfires. When confronted by authorities in the their van, all readily confessed that they were Mexican nationals here illegally and that they took the emergency supplies consisting of clothing, food and water from the stadium.
"It's an outrage!" said John Smith, a self-professed burglar. "That was my heist they scored from me. I was casing the joint just an hour before. I went home to get my tools and when I returned, I find out that those Mexicans stole all the stuff already."
Smith claims that burglary by illegal aliens is a growing trend in the criminal underworld as crime bosses outsource much of the illegal activity to Mexican Nationals here illegally that until fairly recently was conducted exclusively by American criminals.
"This illegal immigration thing is really getting out of control here," said Smith. "It's so bad a regular American Joe like me can't even make a dishonest living anymore. And I don't got the brains and too much heart for Corporate America. Nor the Poker Face, much less the stomach, for politics neither."