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Tuesday, 23 October 2007

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Anchorage, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club are not yet official suspects in the case of a body wrapped in plastic discovered in an Anchorage freezer on Sunday.

"The homicide is Anchorage's 21st this year," a police source said today, "and so far we haven't established any direct, causative link to those Corrupt Bastards who have brought the region into such disgusting disrepute...

"But all that could change, of course!"

The police officers is believed to be referring to the wildcat rumors in Alaska that there could be "literally hundreds if not thousands of skeletons in Bastards' cupboards" lying around frozen in pack ice, under glaciers, abandoned ice-locked boats, tundra graves and other localities."

"Just because we'haven't found them yet don't mean a thing, of course," a local prosecutor's orifice source added after persistent reports that the Corrupt Bastards Club have hidden many bodies of those who obstructed them on their hell-bent roads to oil industry graft.

"I guess we 'll all have to wait until Sen Ted Stevens or his son Ben finally cracks," a Juneau crime reporter commented this afternoon.

"Then you'll hjave yourselves one helluva story!"

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