(Hollywood) - Judge Judy today ordered Britney Spears to wear undies whenever she goes out in public. The court order is effective immediately.
A spokesperson for Spears responded to the order: "Britney does whatever Britney wants to do. Like any deranged diva, she doesn't think before she does something, she just does it. As for underwear, Britney doesn't like panties so Britney doesn't wear any. As a result, Britney is a very pubic figure."
Besides hanging out in public, Ms Spears spends her time in and out of rehab, in and out of court and in and out of her short skirts.
Her current official P.R. person, 9-year-old female fan, Emma Twit, told reporters that Britney would comply with the court order to wear undies. Sort of. To comply with the court order and to cover her pubic area, Britney is considering getting a life size tattoo of a pair of white panties.
copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence