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Sunday, 21 October 2007

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Some of Clinton's unwashed bras

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly filmed a porn movie with Barack Obama, she has once again shocked the political establishment in America.

Wife of former US president, Bill Clinton, and presidential candidate, who has been voted the US's hottest MILF in America's online Jerk Off poll for three consecutive years, has once again cause controversy by selling her unwashed underwear on auction site, eBay. The auctions of eBay seller One_top_mom have been inundated with bids after it was leaked that it was Clinton's underwear.

One pair of Camay Knickers described as "worn once, with a slight fishy smell" sold for a record $27,568.89.

Clinton denied that she was linked to the sale of her underwear stating "This is a con, it's just some sicko selling to other sickos", but a Clinton insider said "Not only does it boost her ratings but she also gets a shed-load of cash".

To see the latest auction go to eBay and search for Clinton's knickers.

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