An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.
Ellen was said to be extremely distraught. Her agent revealed that Ms. deGeneres never really got over the loss of a dog she gave away some time in her past. Although she cannot remember the breed, the sex, the size or even the color of the dog she abandoned, she still wants full control over the animal.
Ellen deGeneres and Paris Hilton bumped into each other at a ritzy Beverly Hills cafe last night. Witnesses reported that the two did not speak to each other but that Ellen definitely eyed Hilton's pooch. Asked for a comment this morning Paris Hilton simply said, "Ellen who?"
Ellen DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) has many wonderful achievements over her short life. She is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and currently the Emmy Award-winning host of the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ms deGeneres achieved notoriety in 1997 when she came out of the closet. In 2003 she straightened lesbian actress Anne Heche.
This morning Ms. deGeneres was not available as she is in the studio recording her version of 'Big Girls Don't Cry'.