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Topics: Ellen DeGeneres

Wednesday, 17 October 2007

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Judge Larry Seidlin on his way to a long lunch.

US and A - Former Dannielynn Birkhead paternity case Judge Larry Seidlin, has chimed in on the Ellen DeGeneres dog fiasco.

Calling a press conference of his own on Wednesday, a tearful Judge Seidlin announced that he wants to see 'Iggy' go to a good home... (sob)... a loving home... (sob, sob)... with children... (sob)... but no cats... (uncontrollable sobbing).

Legal experts are calling the celebrity judge's self-appointed intervention in the matter "unprecedented".

"The man is genius," remarked Judge Judy, whom many people consider to be the matriarch of television judges. "Talk about timing! -- He could not have positioned himself any better for a long, stellar career in TV courtroom drama."

After the press conference, Judge Seidlin had to be carried away from the scene in an ambulance.

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