Hollywood, California (IP) - Britney Spears married rap singer 12 Pack 4 Sure in a secret ceremony at the hospital where 12 Pack 4 Sure was recovering from shotgun wounds to his rear end.
After the ceremony they got inside their awaiting limousine which Britney insisted on driving. The limo was then involved in a hit and run accident.
Britney then turned herself into police custody while still wearing her wedding dress.
Britney was taken by police officials to the Mount Palomar observatory campus where she was outfitted with an ankle bracelet transmitter so police could keep an eye on her whereabouts. She was allowed this courtesy because of her important on-going scientific work and research on cold fusion technologies.
Britney was recently named as the top ranking official at the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena after she solved the unification theory of the universe which had long been missing its fourth element. She then used elements from the newly finished unification theory to solve the last few problems required to conquer cold fusion technology which will definitely save the planet from the energy and environmental problems that it has faced for so long.