Teheran, Iran (Spoof Daily News Outlet) -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard, in an stunning vote today, declared Hilliary Clinton and her run for the Presidency a terrorist organization.
The vote, 13,432-1 came after the United States Congress had voted to declare the Iranians a terrorist organization. The lone Iranian Guardsman who voted against the resolution could not be reached for his comment as his commander stated that he had "gone out in the desert on a training mission."
When Ms Clinton was asked for comment about the Iranian resolution today in Washington where she was hosting a $7.50 a plate dinner at the Queer Explorer's Headquarters.
"Well obviously, it is a concern but actually I can't be bothered with this. Did Barrack Obama vote, do you know?" When told that Barrack Obama, her closest challenger in the Democratic run for the presidency was not in fact, an Iranian, the candidate shrugged her shoulders and stated "It's news to me."
Mr Obama had no comment.
The Iranian Ambassador stated that the resolution was not binding if the United States invaded his country.