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Sunday, 14 October 2007

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(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.

The sex-laden event is expected to raise over $10 million. "It's the hottest ticket in town," says a horny Wall St hedge fund manager, "Everybody's gonna get screwed, and it's tax deductible!"

A ticket for the event, called, "Humping For Hillary", cost $10,000 and a well-heeled and horny crowd of 1,000 titans of industry, finance, and entertainment are expected to attend the 3-day political fundraising orgy.

The fundraising event will be held at New York City's posh and popular hooker hotel, the Waldork-Asstoria.

A spokesperson for the event, Lotta Humping, stated, "Unlimited great food, unlimited great booze and unlimited great sex. What more could any man ask for? Plus, the event, "Humping For Hillary", will raise a lot of money for America's ultimate pimps and hoes ... politicians."

The star attraction at the event will be a Hillary look-alike call girl, who is happy to screw everyone.

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