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Saturday, 13 October 2007

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Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.

A study of this issue by Microsoft has revealed that actually there is no virus. The real problem is that the list of corrupt republicans is so extensive that computers are becoming over loaded with data and are melting down.

The list starts with people from the past like J. Edgar Hoover, Joe MaCarthy, Richard Nixon, Spiro Agnew, all of the Watergate crew, Ronald Raygun and the Iran Contra group,...OMG, wait a minute folks, smoke is coming out of the back of my computer - I am afraid I have to cut this story short as I have to run and get a fire exting..

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