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Saturday, 13 October 2007

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Laura Bush

Washington (IP) - First Lady Laura Bush has decided to enter a convent a year before her husband's term as president expires.

She explained to the press that she has been celibate since marrying George and that her role as his wife was merely for cosmetic purposes. She described herself as a sort of Stepford wife who had been groomed for her role all of her life.

Entering the convent would also protect her from the disgrace that will surely be suffered by her husband when he is charged with violating his oath of office by trampling on the constitution.

Laura said that she has no desire to move to Costa Rica nor to Iraq with her husband when he decides to ask for political asylum from one or both of these countries in the near future.

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