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Friday, 12 October 2007

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Pentagon murders for oil

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- A US attack successfully murdered 19 "freedom-fighters" and 15 civilians, including nine innocent children, northwest of Baghdad on Thursday, senior Pentagon perverts confirmed.

"Kill! Kill! Kill!" shrieked General Bull Buntline at a Pentagon press conference. "We will kill anyone who interferes with our ability to take control of Iraqi oil for Exxon Mobil and other fine American Big Oil corporations! We are also murdering Iraqi children because the Zionists have ordered us to, just like they murder Palestinian children in order to steal Palestinian land!"

The latest successful murder is the heaviest civilian death toll in the ongoing American butchery in recent months. Buntline also indicated that the Pentagon likes to kill children and other innocent civilians "just for the hell of it since Blackwater does it too and they can get away with murder."

Iraqi Prime Minister and American puppet Nouri al-Maliki recently complained petulantly about the thousands of murdered civilians to top American commander General David Petraeus.

"I don't give a damn about your fucking civilians," replied Petraeus. "We murdered them in Vietnam and in Panama and in Afghanistan. Nothing can stop our Nazi war machine. If the Israelis can get away with it, so can we! We will butcher as many children as it takes in order to get the job done."

The Iraqi freedom-fighters are fighting to liberate their country from American occupiers and oil thieves, just like Palestinians are fighting Zionist land thieves.

The White House issued a statement that indicated America is fighting an illegal and immoral war in order to grab that oil for rich Republican perverts like Larry Craig and Rudy Giuliani.

"We will stop at nothing in order to make the rich richer and grab that oil, and we were even complicit in staging 911," the White House indicated.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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