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Thursday, 11 October 2007

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"I'm gonna crap on his lawn"

Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.

While interrogation, she complained that Mr.Bush has stolen her pride by honoring himself as "lame-duck".

She said that she can not tolerate a human being to be named as duck. She said that this is the duck's specific recognition not Bush's.

She informed interrogators that ducks walk lamely when they are about to produce eggs. She questioned: "What Bush is about to produce?"

The duck complained that the duck's rights must be protected by law and no one including President of the United States can misuse it.

She requested an immediate meeting to be organized between herself and the President of the United States. She said that she wants to show personally to the President that how a lame-duck walks. She said "being a lame-duck, President must follow duck's rules".

She also appealed the whole community of American ducks to not sit in their nests silently. She said "this is a defining moment and duck's rights are in danger", "come out ducks! And take your course".

She protested before the interrogators that "why a man want to become a duck and even a lame-duck?"

The interrogators found a suspicious black fur on her left side of tail.

FBI has been called on and duck has been transferred to unknown place. Further progress is awaited.

(Duck News Agency Oct. 10, 2007)

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