Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Drugs, Immigration

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

image for Immigration Officials Forcing Drugs on Deportees

Washington (IP) - The ACLU is filing a law suit against the US government for forcing deportees to take drugs.

The suit is being filed on behalf of a Sengalese man who was forced to smoke 16 joints of high grade sinsemilla marijuana before boarding a flight back to his native country. The Sengalese man, Jose Jimenez, complained that he suffered a severe case of cotton mouth followed by the munchies for three hours after being forced to toke on the skunk devil weed from Tasmania.

Mr. Jimenez kept repeating, "My name is Jose Jimenez" incessantly and suffered bloodshot eyes that also felt "Chinese" to the very stoned prisoner. During the flight he laughed uncontrollably at jokes he was subjected to by the agents escorting him back home. One joke went like this: "What is another name for a Philippine contortionist? - A Manila folder. " He laughed so hard at that joke that he peed in his pants as he held onto his side and slapped his knee.

To add insult to injury the prisoner was sent a bill for the ounce of pot he was forced to smoke. The bill came to 600 American dollars. Mr. Jimenez said that was a rip off because he could get the same stuff back home for $23.49.

Immigration agents were unavailable for comment.

One unexpected result of this incident is that American hippy types are now pretending to be illegal immigrants in the hope of being forced through the same ordeal that Mr. Jimenez was forced to endure.

Make drugtestallpoliticians's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 1?

4 6 14 20

Go to top