Washington (IP) - George Bush announced today a new program designed to put a roof over the heads of folks who lose their homes to the rising wave of foreclosures sweeping the country. He told Meet the Press today that homes made of horse and cow manure will be built in all 50 states and people who lose their homes or are already homeless will be ordered to live in the manure structures.
One neighborhood near Washington DC is called Manurus Contrurous and contains over 6,750 geodesic homes manufactured directly from grade A certified Texas cow manure.
Texas has so much manure that you are bound to step in some if you don't watch your step - either that or you could wind up on death row down there which is the busiest death row in the world.
The booming death row industry and the cow manure project is making Texas farmers and members of the prison industrial complex in the Lone Star State happier than a pig in mud. They are so happy that they will introduce legislation declaring GW Bush president for life.
One angry Democrat speaking from a death row cell constructed out of fortified cow manure said, "The only way they will have Bush become president for life is over my dead body...." and unfortunately we were not able to finish the interview as he lay on the gurney in the death chamber and expired before he could finish his last sentence.