Written by Zack Matheson

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Topics: McDonalds

Thursday, 4 October 2007

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Bah-ba-ba-ba-ba, worm's lovin' it

OAK BROOK, IL -- In response to a series of articles linking fast food to our nation's rapidly increasing obesity epidemic, McDonald's, the world's largest fast food chain, silenced critics with plans to unveil their latest creation; tapeworm McNuggets.

McDonald's CEO, Ronald, was very enthusiastic about his company's new product. "Tapeworms taste just like chicken and they still have all the yummy crunch of a regular McNugget. Plus you can eat all you want because the more you eat, the more the tapeworm eats. This is a true breakthrough. It's the very first battered and fried diet food. Think about all the weight people are going to lose by eating at McDonald's."

McDonald's plans to start selling Extra Crispy Tapeworm McNuggets and Cajun Spice Tapeworm McNuggets by the end of next month.

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