Now that he has found the solution to global warming (it's global air conditioning) former Vice President, Oscar winner and environmental activist, Al Gore, warns of a new environmental crisis threatening our planet: Global storming.
Gore states, "There are too many storms, big storms, damaging storms, that are causing loss of life and loss of property throughout the world. This is a world crisis. We must stop the proliferation of rainstorms, snowstorms, hailstorms, hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons. Our planet, our very lives depend on it!"
What's causing these huge killer storms? According to Al Gore, the planet's wild weather and killer storms are man-made. Says Gore, "They are caused by SUV's."
A spokesperson for the International Bad Weather Bureau, Lotta Wetness, states, "It's all true. Whatever Al Gore says is right on the money, you can take it to the bank. Which Al Gore does."
The solution to global storming? According to a number of global scientists paid by environmental extremist groups (also known as whackos) we must immediately pass even more stupid environmental laws which make no sense, raise taxes, and give up our SUV's. And pay more attention, and money, to Al Gore.
copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence