A Bostonian man who always signs his e-mails with ;-) is in hospital today with a slipped face.Barry Large of Boston, Mass., reported feeling unwell late Thursday night. He telephoned is doctor to say his face felt "like it was turning sideways".
His neighbours reported hearing the air punctuated with screams. Mr Large tried to call upon one neighbour for assistance but she reportedly slapped him for winking at her in a suggestive way.
Upon arrival at Mayday Hospital doctors noted Mr Large's face had indeed turned on its side and his mouth had been replaced by a bracket. Consultant plastic surgeon Michael Rosenberg told TheSpoof.com, "I'm confident I can restore Mr Large's features. I will commence work Monday with an operation on his colon".