Speculation surrounding the disappearance of Hillary Clinton from the Presidential campaign trail is at a fevor pitch. The Senator from New York has not been seen in California for almost a month and many other States report that it has been even longer since she made an appearance in their States.
Finally, the truth can be told. Hillary Clinton has had a sex change. The operation was performed at the acclaimed Theodore Roosevelt Sex Clinic in Havana, Cuba. The procedure, technically known as the 'Addadicktome', was carried out by a crack team of surgeons under the guidance of Dr.Jose Miguel Estrada.
Dr Estrada read a short statement afterwards which simply stated that he could neither confirm or deny that any such procedure took place at the clinic. When challenged he did admit that Ms Clinton did arrive at the clinic on Sep 21st and went on to say that Mr Clinton is now resting comfortably.
Speculation as to the identity of the donor immediately began to surface. The most likely candidate is thought to be John Edwards as it is well known that he has no balls.
A phone call to the Clinton Campaign HQ threw no light on the subject. A spokesperson simply stated "Clinton plans to be back on the campaign trail and sticking it to her opponents within a few days".