Edina, Minnesota - (Ass Mess): A senior Minnesota judge will be hear today Senator Larry Craig's definition of 'yes' and 'no' relating to a guilty plea of allegedly making sexual overtures to an undercover male police officer at Minnesota airport bathroom sting.
Legal sources are claiming an eerie parallel to the 1998 impeachment of President Bill Clinton who pleaded that there was more than one definition of the word 'is' in relating to an act of fellatio performed by intern Monica Lewinski.
"Clinton's famous "depends what your definition of 'is' is" could be the deciding factor in Craig's appeal today," one Minnesota attorney told the press.
Craig is seeking to overturn his original guilty plea after being caught on June 11 giving 'oral stress relief' while en route for Washington DC.
At stake is the Senator's loss of orifice if ultimately convicted of gross sexual misconduct in a public lavatory.
An adjudication is expected later today.