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Tuesday, 25 September 2007

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Terrorist and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden, in an exclusive interview today with Jihad TV, admitted to being dyslexic.

Osama says that regarding 9/11, he verbally ordered Al Quaeda operatives to hijack planes and crash them into buildings in the U.S. on a particular date but, instead of the planned date of 11/9 dyslexia made him say 9/11.

"My bad", says Osama. "The event was actually planned to take place on 11/9 not 9/11 but it worked out anyway."

In becoming the leader of Al Quaeda and the world's #1 terrorist Osama had to overcome a number of difficulties and obstacles, such as kidney disease, a university education, vast wealth, dyslexia, and a $100 million bounty on his head.

Learning disorders affect many people around the world and in the U.S., including Rosie O'Donnell, Paris Hilton, and George W. Bush. They don't learn a thing.

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