The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.
As might be expected, he's totally supportive of Mrs. Clinton's presidential bid. "Universal health care should be exactly as promised. That is, for all in the universe," Freddie explained, adding, "Hillary is for pest care, rather than pest control. She has really impressed the fly community."
Freddie confided to The Spoof reporter that flies are planning to have a big impact on the presidential race by landing in droves at the campaign stops of Barack Obama and John Edwards and "visiting" with the crowds, or more accurately landing in the eyes, ears, hair and other body parts of the crowds. "The audience will be outta there, even before the speeches have begun," he predicted.
Stealing a line from his favorite movie, The Fly, Freddie smirked and told the reporter he had some advice for anyone who opposes Hillary's candidacy: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."