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Saturday, 22 September 2007

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New Columbia U. Professor, Ahmadinejad

(New York) - Islamic fundamentalist trouble maker and Iran president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today announced he is accepting an invitation to become a full time professor at New York's Columbia University.

A spokesperson for the short loud-mouthed Ahmadinejad stated, "Mahmoud's days are probably numbered in Iran. Rather than wait to be beheaded in Iran he'd prefer to escape to New York and be an esteemed and highly paid professor at Columbia University."

Columbia U. is well known for its extreme liberal left wing leanings, where both students and professors do not allow any moderate or conservative views to be aired on campus. At Columbia, Ahmadinejad will be teaching courses in hate, terrorism and jihad. He will also be encouraged to publicly speak out against the evil United States of America, aka the Great Satan.

Columbia University is located at the northern part of Manhattan while the horrific terrorist attack of 9/11 occurred at the southern tip, just a few short miles away.

Like many other institutions of higher learning in the U.S., Columbia apparently didn't learn a thing from 9/11.

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