Written by Afishlips

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Topics: Money, Students

Sunday, 16 September 2007

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Dover, Minnesota - Reggie Harrison a 19 year old unemployed high school graduate recently enrolled in Dover community college just to recieve the 5% off student discount.

Harrison was heard to have said: "Suckers, I ain't even going to class. They just give out student IDs like they was growing on trees or something, all these dumbasses gonna be working real hard studying and shit while I'm gonna be the one watching Dragon Wars on the big screen for $7.00 instead of $10.00. Haw Haw I'm also gonna go to the school store and buy a whole lotta cheap binders, because I can."

Reggie Harrison is clearly the most diabolical criminal mind of our time.

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