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Topics: Rosie O'Donnell

Saturday, 15 September 2007

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(Hollywood) - In another case of celebrity bad behavior, fat lesbian self-destructive Rosie O'Donnell, in her recent book, "Fat Pig Lesbian", called for older people such as Barbara Walters to voluntarily step aside or be forced to retire.

A spokesperson for the baby boomer generation, Lotta Wrinkles, responded, "We think Rosie's comments towards older people are discriminatory, inappropriate and show her insensitivity towards others. One would think that, as a fat lesbian, she would know better."

To that end, a baby boomer boycott has been initiated to drive "everything Rosie" out of the media. This includes her TV shows, movies, books and t-shirts with Rosie's picture on it proclaiming, "proud to be fat and stupid".

There are over 50 million baby boomers in the U.S. and, as a group, they have an enormous amount of power and an enormous amount of money.

Goodbye, Rosie.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

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