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Topics: Food, Fast Food

Saturday, 13 March 2004

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It may look OK, but its owner is struggling

The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.

It has proved to be a tremendous flop.

The local bookshop owners eagerly ordered hundreds of copies of the novel when they heard from the man himself that it would be a 'great sucess'.

Unfortunately, it was not, and the poor man has had to buy all the copies of his own book in order to save his skin.

But he now has the problem that he is nearing being totally bankrupt due to buying all those copies of that extremely expensive book.

He has had to sell off half the stores of his fast-food chain, and the remaining have had to be renamed 'McDonald's-Oh-Please-Buy-Lots-Of-Copies-Of-My-Book-Or-I'll-Go-Bankrupt-Soon'.

In a comment he made to The Spoof, he said "Please buy lots of copies of my book or I'll go bankrupt soon."

All we can say is...

Don't buy lots of copies of his book, as then he'll go bankrupt and we'll have something decent to write about.

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