Drowning Street, London - (Armageddon Press): Getting out of her chauffered Rolls Royce outside 10 Downing Street today former UK Primce Monster Margaret Thatcher had clearly pissed herself ahead of he carefully choreographed tea and crumpets visit to see Gorgon Brown this afternoon.
A wet trickle of the amber nectar was noticeably visible running down one of her varicose-veined legs as the former fellater of Global Piss Process luminaries such as General Augusto Pinochet was hurried in to the PM's orifice for crisis discussions about her moron son Mark's latest debacle.
Last weekend Congress finally demanded that President Bush himself signs the extradition request that would bring Mark Thatcher to the US to face conspiracy to commit terror charges relating to the murder of over 3,000 innocent people on September 11 2001.
In a quid-pro-quo arrangement the Senate Homeland Security Committee has told Bush that either Thatcher Junior is indicted on all charges or Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club indicted fraudsters will publicly name Senator Ted Stevens and Vice President Dick Cheney in the biggest graft, corruption and racketeering scandal ever to hit America.
Lawyers acting for the CIA visited Lady Thatcher last week and told her that all bets were off as far as they were concerned.
Either Mark Thatcher flies to the US to face capital charges or the CIA will release all the cold wear files it posesses on the dead son she had with George Bush Senior who for thirty years was the biggest political hired killer in the entire history of the NATO pact.
"It's a really good deal Lady Thatcher," CIA agents told her on Sunday.
"Look at it as a win-win situation.
"You have until Monday 17 Septewmber to sign on the dotted line!"