Written by CWMIV
Print this
Topics: Food, Fast Food

Saturday, 13 March 2004

image for McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition
McDonald's remains in fierce rivalry with the new fast-food chain

The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.

The new fast-food chain promotes every kind of burger there is, right up to the exclusives 'Quadruple Ultimate Whopper', 'Dungeness Crab in a Burger' and 'Vegeterian Mini-Burgers'.

Previous McDonald's customers are all flooding to McHenry's, and it is widely regarded that even an empty McHenry's bun is better than McDonald's highest-quality burger.

McDonald's are still not backing out, however, and are introducing new gimmicks all the while.

The manager of McDonald's claims that their new 'Superburgers' are grilled on a computer-powered oven to roast them to perfection.

There is also a rumour circulating that he is sending a giant advert for McDonald's out into space, and that he is also purchasing an island for the creation of 'McDonald's Island'.

Only time will tell.

Make CWMIV's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

8 2 25 10
45 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more