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Sunday, 9 September 2007

image for National Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor
GABRIELLA: 'not enough of a threat to scare vacationers' but plenty to petrify parents of small children.

Hatter-Ass, North Carolina - (Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens's unashamed nude internet photos have sparked a new storm as NOAA - the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - directed the US Weather service to name the latest hurricane-cum-tropical storm after the character played by the 18 year old luscious beauty in Disney's High School Musical.

Tropical Storm Gabriella made her debut on Sunday
on North Carolina's Outer Banks at an opening pitch in excess of 50 mph.

And like High School Musical's Gabriella the tempest was described as 'not enough of a threat to scare vacationers' but plenty to petrify parents of small children.

"It's a lot rougher out there, but this is what we look forward to every year," said one Disney fan about pictures of Vanessa's stunning naked body splashed all over High School Musical appreciation websites.

"It's a whole lot rougher out here, but this's what we look forward to every year," Chesapeake surfers told TV news reporters after learning the tropical storm near Cape Hatter-Ass was named after the dark-haired doe-eyed 18 year old beauty.

Forecasters at the NWS have warned that Gabriella can only intensify - just like the furor at Disney HQ where studio heads have been bombarded with thousands of irate telephone calls from moral majority parents protesting about their pre-pubescent children's heroine "suddenly doing a Paris Hilton".

However studio bosses have denied the existence of an accompanying porny video of their High School Musical star attraction.

"Anything like that could cost us literally b-i-l-l-i-o-n-s!" insider sources bemoaned today.

Zac Efron is heterosexual.

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