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Friday, 7 September 2007

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TV advice guy Doctor Phil was captured by New York Police Department officers on Saturday while scaling the Empire State building completely nude.

"We thought it was another terrorist attack", said officer Mike O'Shaughnessy, "how he reached the top without the aid of ropes or equipment is a puzzle".

"Some of the boys couldn't resist asking him for advice on family problems and he was real helpful, despite all the press and commotion".

This isn't the first time Doctor Phil has done this. Only last month he got halfway up the highest point on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco before being apprehended by a bunch of school kids.

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