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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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New Jersey - (Hairy Ass Mess): A mysterious giant "furball" was spotted last night exploding over the waters off Jersey Shore on Sunday night, prompting speculation in might be somehow part of Hurricane Felix the Cat.

Officials have said they are gobsmacked by it and haven't a clue about what it might be.

The UFO - unidentified furball object - was first seen at Normandy Beach in Ocean County and was then later spotted "with glowing, buzzing creatures like fireflies"
as far away as Fire Island and South Carolina, US Coast Guards said.

"Sure looked like a giant furball to me," Deputy Chief Tim Cook of the Toms River, New Jersey Fire Department told the press.

Hundreds of witnesses all saw the huge furry object on the beach. "We all thouight it looked like a large furball that came down and plopped down into the waters."

Some New Jersey officials have speculated that it may have been a comet or a meteor, but the New Jersey Astrological Association said "that would be just too p-u-r-r-f-e-c-t!"

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