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Thursday, 6 September 2007

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"Senator Craig is my Running Mate"

Minnesota - After a busy day of campaigning in Minneapolis, Ron Paul was about to take a commuter flight home to Boise, Idaho, when his foot bumped into a man's foot in the restroom stall next to him. The two started talking about politics and one thing lead to another.

"When we exited the stalls and saw one another, it was as if time stood still," said Paul, "Were simply a political match made in heaven. He never once solicited sex with me, it was political power he wants and that's what he's gonna get as my Vice President!"

"The police got it all wrong," said Craig, "The other day I asked the officer if he would be my "Running" Mate, not my "soul" mate! They've twisted my words, Ron Paul will now vindicate me! He and I will rule the White House together!!"

Craig went on to say that any foot nudging incidents that have occurred were simply him trying to find a political connection, not a "love" connection.

Ron Paul's people were startled by the announcement and are now scrambling to spin the this surprise move in a positive light. "Senator Paul is suffering from temporary insanity. He missed his medication this morning, but everything is fine, we expect him to return to normal soon. Look for an announcement about his plans for a new running mate soon."

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