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Tuesday, 4 September 2007

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Tyler's sweet smile

Arrested Development's Portia de Rossi has stuffed her mouth with 18oz of self-raising flour, according to friend, country singer Lyle Lovitt.

"I don't know where she comes up with these tricks", smirked Lovitt, "it's a real head scratcher, for sure".

The two, who are not dating because Portia is gay - although that doesn't really matter - became close during a Nazi rally they both attended in honor of Corey Feldman.

"He makes me laugh", said de Rossi, "I just have to look at his face and I giggle".

"I have a wide mouth. I can fit anything into it. And I mean anything. One day it's flour. The next time it could be a bicycle. Hey, you know that's not a bad idea".

Although Portia's mouth is impressive she still has a long way to go to beat the achievement of Aerosmith's Steve Tyler who once swallowed a whole child during a raucous stage show.

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