Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has been complaining for years about the lack of interest today's youth seems to show in the space program. NASA officials have finally come up with a solution to that problem.
NASA officials announced today that Britney Spears will join the crew of NASA's new Shuttle called the Inebriated One. The Inebriated One is much safer than previous shuttles. Its crew compartment is actually a small shuttle placed at the front end of the main craft where the old nose sections of previous crafts were located. This mini-shuttle can separate from the main shuttle and return to the Cape's runway or even other airport runways in case of a major malfunction involving the main craft.
Britney will wear a see-thru space suit during the ascent to orbit. Once in orbit she will be completely naked as she floats around inside the craft in zero G.
She will be allowed to bring fast food along with her on the trip. The other astronauts will stick to their regular diet of dehydrated foods.
Britney will be allowed to spark up a fatty if she so chooses while out in space. Scientists will monitor her reactions to usage of "the kind" while in orbit. Laws in force on Earth do not apply on board space craft which are considered to be operating outside of international waters.