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Tuesday, 4 September 2007

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Winston Churchill

Good news - Clones of FDR and Winston Churchill will campaign for the Democrat Nominee for President after the Convention.

"In our hour of need during World War 2, It was a Democrat, my good friend FDR, who came through for England. I will return the favor in 2008 and support the Democrat Nominee for President!" said Winston Churchill

Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee lite candles and thanked Winston Churchill & FDR.

Candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards, Bill Richardson, Joe Biden, Christopher Dodd, Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel cheered and gave thanks to FDR & Winston Churchill

FDR smiled that big smile of his and gave everyone a thumbs up and said "Winston and I will campaign in all 50 states!"

Howard Dean added "We will be courting Republicans to vote Democrat with Wayne Newton's classic "Danke Shoen" We may even get Wayne Newton to vote with us in 2008. Our Alaska Native, Native Hawaiian and American Indian Democrats are working on that. With Winston Churchill, FDR and Wayne Newton's help we can bring hope home again! Join us."

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