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Monday, 3 September 2007

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[4Q News report] -Princess Leia from the "Star Wars" movies, accepted an invitation to tortureFalong Gong members while visiting the Chinese Communist Party stronghold of Vine Street Hollywood.

"It was fun", joked Leia, "I just thought it was going to be one of these big celebrity back slapping events, but I was genuinely surprised how much fun I had tickling the falon gong members feet with a big feather".

"Red carpet events can be so dull", she added, "you walk , you smile, you try not to slip on your heels and there's always some motherf*cker waiting to ask about the hair, but this was a special night for me".

Falon Gong is a harmless pursuit followed by some pretty harmless people but there are some moody b*stards out there who like giving them sh*t.

Responding to this statement, Miss Leia replied.

"Thats probably true, but hey, when in Rome you do as the Roman's do".

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