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Thursday, 30 August 2007

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Steve's last car ended up in a bit of a state

Music man Stevie Wonder has been cautioned for drink driving again - that's the 89th time this week.

The pop superstar - who is legally blind - was stopped at a checkpoint on Saturday night after being spotted driving erratically.

Mr. Wonder, a music legend and ice cream parlor owner,claimed he was a victim of racial predjudice. "If I was white then none of this would be happening",said Wonder.

Accompanying him were five of his nine children as well as a number of underage groupies and a dwarf.

Mr Wonder has been warned to stay away from driving in future.

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