Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Rambler Airline Corporations is offering a record breaking low fare for passengers traveling within the United States. The price is a mere $5.00 and comes with no frills.
The deal requires that passengers bring their own lawn chair and hopefully a strong one. Passengers must also bring their own goggles for eye protection and ear plugs.
The passenger pays his or her $5.00 and then climbs a large ladder to the wings and tapes the lawn chairs to the wings with duct tape. A piece of twine is then used to secure the passenger to the seat. You get a hell of a view from your position on the aircraft so don't forget your camera.
Some passengers wear adult diapers so as to not create embarrassing wet spots on their clothing during longer flights.
The use of cell phones is allowed due to the passenger's position away from sensitive electronics on board the air craft.
The airline is considering a $2.00 seat that will allow the thrift minded passenger to take advantage of spare room located in the vicinity of the landing gear.